These kids done wore me OUT! Lawd!! I had all the good intentions of being this great Mom today, but damnnnnnn…I’m tired as hell now! And, I NEED a drank! Shyt!

Whose damn idea was it to take the kids to a place with other screaming kids? Why couldn’t I have chosen a quieter outing, like say the movies? lol

I guess all that really matters is that they enjoyed themselves and that we spent time together having fun. Ahhhhhhh, memories…that’s what it’s all about…right?!

They better not ever say I didn’t take them anywhere or do anything with them…the little selfish ingrates…