Where’s My Package?!

A couple of weeks ago, Tom and I got together for a little rendezvous. We stayed at a nice hotel, enjoyed dinner and drinks, then finished the night with awesome sex.

I purchased a fishnet, crotchless and breastless, body suit to wear and brought my brand new vibrator for us to play with. It was a wonderful night! I lost count of my orgasms and I love it when he is able to have multiples, as well.

Well, when I got home, and I’m unpacking my bag, I discovered, much to my horror, that I had left my vibrator at the hotel. Face palm! Ohhhhhh nooooooo!!!! I wanted to cry. I paid a lot of money for it and, honey, it was worth every damn cent!  I could not believe I had done that!

But, it was nowhere to be found. I didn’t the only thing left that I could do.

So, I called the hotel. KML I knew it was going to be an awkward call, but hell, I didn’t care at this point. I wanted my damn vibrator back! Oh, I definitely made the front desk clerk’s night. She even had to put the phone down to avoid laughing in my face when I told her what the item was that I had left in the room. I couldn’t even get mad at her. Hell, I couldn’t help laughing myself. Housekeeping had already gone for the day, so I had to call back the next day and retell my story and relive my pain. lol

Unfortunately, they were unable to locate my *cough* “item”. KML That’s what they referred to it as. The housekeeper said she didn’t recall finding one. She lying though, because I had washed it and sprayed it with the disinfectant and left it sitting on the counter to dry. She just threw it away. Big ugly cry…She threw my friend away…

So, I ordered another one. As you can tell, I really liked this vibrator. I chose and paid for the 2 day shipping. I’m all excited and waiting on my delivery. Checking the shipping status every morning and evening for updates and shyt. But, how about the damn package got delayed?! Andddddd, they couldn’t update me on when it would get delivered. What?! Damn it!!!! I NEED my vibrator!! It’s part of my mental health wellness. Hummmm, I wonder if I can claim it on my taxes?

So, I’m tracking the shipment daily, but there are NO updates. It’s like my package is just lost. Shyt! What to do? Do I cancel this order? Hell, can I even cancel the order since it’s technically in transit? Do I just reorder the vibe, and if and when the other one comes, I return it? Shyt! I don’t know…I decided to wait it out a little bit longer.

Today, I get called to the front desk because I have a delivery. I’m thinking who done sent me something? I’d just checked the shipping information and it still had not been updated.

And, then, I see the box on the counter!! It has to be my vibrator!!! My eyes light up! I’m overjoyed!! I’m trying to play it off though because I don’t want nosey Susan to ask me what’s in the box. lol I bring it back to my office to open in private.

It WAS my vibrator!!! It was finally delivered!!! Right on time, too, since I have another rendezvous with Tom this weekend. This time, I will make damn sure it’s in my bag before I leave the hotel.

Delivery

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