Today is Valentine’s Day!! Tom and I have plans for a romantic dinner and lovemaking session this evening. I can’t wait! That man knows my body sooo well…

I know what you are thinking…wtf?! Ain’t he married? Side chick day is tomorrow, right? He’s supposed to be with his wife tonight. Nahhhh…We’ve always spent Valentine’s Day together. I’m not the side chick. Actually, his wife is more like the side chick than I am. Boom!